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Brazil OKs Three-Way Civil Unions, Paving the Way for Really Bad Jokes
Praise band warming up. Get your mind out of the gutter. I don’t want to hear it from you haters. There is nothing, I repeat nothing, wrong with being civil in large numbers. Three? I say make it five,...
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The Cremated Are Positively Green with Envy
Thinking about being cremated? Well hold off until you’ve finished reading this. And don’t worry: no judgments here. You can shove yourself into a trash compactor for all I care. It certainly has...
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Ex-NYU Prof Sues James Franco for Making Him Give the Actor a Bad Grade. In...
So James Franco signed up for some directing classes at my alma mater, NYU, which currently charges a pancreas per credit hour, and his prof, José Angel Santana, ended up giving the 127 Hours star a D,...
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This Ethnic Group Got So Tired of Being Depicted as a Bunch of Terrorists, It...
“I’m hiding from the Black and Tans. Don’t rat me out.” Nothing. I’m talking about the Irish, of course. Patriot Games, The Devil’s Own, The Crying Game, Blown Away, The Informant, The Jackal — it...
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In Praise of Comic-Con
So this video (see below, no lower) was shown at Comic-Con, where Mark Hamill, Carrie Fisher, and a very blond Harrison Ford were on hand. Ford received a rousing welcome, not only because he’s, well,...
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